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Leonard Hatred 2:12 Fri Nov 28
Gout

Suffering a bad flare up in BOTH WRISTS.

I am completely incapacitated, as anyone who knows gout can imagine.

Absolute Fucking agony. Gonna lie in bed and wait for the medication to kick in.

I'm gonna need a shit at some point as well. I dunno how that'll work out.


FMOB

HairySpotter 2:13 Fri Nov 28
Re: GOUT

as u get older, its the little things that cause a problem..

im still suffering from toothache that i mentioned weeks ago

spen ur time on here, WHO, it will make u forget1 ;-)

Scraper 2:16 Fri Nov 28
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Take medicine for the purpose, hth.

Leonard Hatred 2:16 Fri Nov 28
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Toothache?


LUXURY.

Lily Hammer 2:18 Fri Nov 28
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HairySpotter 2:13 Fri Nov 28

Yeah, who needs the foreign legion when.........erm.....what was I going to say?

worm 2:18 Fri Nov 28
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Is it just fat people who get gout?

lowermarshhammer 2:19 Fri Nov 28
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One of my sisters suffered terribly.
Dodgy kidneys, now she's got three kidneys it's not an issue.

Get yourself a third kidney, that might sort it.

HairySpotter 2:19 Fri Nov 28
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Lily - fuck off!

Worm...i am proof u dont need to be fat - im a specimen for sure

worm 2:21 Fri Nov 28
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Fancy a date? ;)

Northern Sold 2:21 Fri Nov 28
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Gout in your wrists... you done fucking well writing that lot out then... bravo

Cony Tottee 2:22 Fri Nov 28
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worm

Unfortunately no.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2542875/Think-price-old-buffers-pay-gluttony-Read-Adams-horrifying-story-youll-never-mock-gout-sufferer-again.html

North Bank 2:22 Fri Nov 28
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It doesn't sound fun Lenny, I remember delboy suffering from it a few years back, stay off the red meat and alcohol for a while.

ray winstone 2:24 Fri Nov 28
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Diclofenac and a couple of Naproxen.

HairySpotter 2:25 Fri Nov 28
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ray winstone advice plus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZPtrWvlFRU

Leonard Hatred 2:25 Fri Nov 28
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They don't prescribe Diclofenac anymore.

Causes heart attacks apparently

martyboy 2:25 Fri Nov 28
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Lenny, when you have a shit, just do like dogs do, and drag your arse along the bedroom carpet. All be fine pal.

worm 2:26 Fri Nov 28
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I got some of those last year when I twisted my back.

Was my GP trying to kill me?

Sir Alf 2:41 Fri Nov 28
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A drinker's worst nightmare :-(

Many cases could be cured by laying off the sauce but then life would be empty. As someone once said (who was probably bladdered), reality is a nasty illusion brought on by a lack of alcohol and reduced levels of dopamine in the bonce.

Joke Whole 2:43 Fri Nov 28
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Wouldn't wish gout on my worst enemy. Fresh cherry juice seems to help but it's quite expensive and you have to drink a fair bit of it.

Leonard Hatred 2:48 Fri Nov 28
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The trick is to always carry a bottle of Colchicine pills. They're thequick fix when you get an attack.

Sage advice, that I should've heeded when I ran out of them last week.

WHOicidal Maniac 2:49 Fri Nov 28
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Stop eating red meat, seafood, Turkey, Offal,asparagus and Beer.

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